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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Iwachan getting too attached with Tokage… Oikawa is sad…
cap 1: steve, the government says u can’t go after bucky
cap 2: steve, the corrupt government says u can’t go after bucky
cap 3: steve, the government of the entire world says u can’t go after bucky
steve: how about i do it… anyway… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
just remove “sound barrier” from your vocabulary, okay?
PROTECT BUCKY BARNES 2K16
because he’s a victim not a fucking villain.